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Millennial women and incels finally agree on something: their undying love for Robert Pattinson

Incels of the world rejoice, as you finally have something in common with a certain group of women, your undying love for Robert Pattinson! Thanks to his recent turn as the iconic Batman, incels worldwide have now found another violent bent lunatic to worship and murmur "he is just like me!". An example of this is 17-year-old incel Martin's newfound relationship with 20-something millennial sister Cindy (a die-hard, team Edward shipper), both having bowed down to the altar of Robert Pattinson. A recent report indicates that Cindy has recently shared her 500-page homoerotic Twilight fanfic with her younger brother.

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