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Mathematics denier stumped when asked how many years old he is

NUMBERS ARE USELESS: Local mathematics denier Bradley, (age not given), was sent into a daze earlier this week when someone asked him a simple question - what was his age? Reports say that Bradley stuttered when trying to respond, stopped talking, and sat in silence as he appeared to ponder the question, trying to deny the connection between age and mathematics. After about an hour (or in no time according to Bradley, as time is a mathematical construct), he responded with his answer: 'I am as old as I am.' We're not too sure how he copes in this world full of numbers, but at least he isn't a language denier.



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