YOU CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THAT! In shock news this afternoon, an individual attempted to place an Aboriginal flag on the Harbour Bridge while on the bridge climb tour. Concerningly, the man didn't charge the expected $25 million required for such a feat, instead, happily doing it for free. A government representative was confused when questioned about the event, claiming that the government was really disappointed that it couldn't waste money. The flag man, who decided to remain anonymous, highlighted that the importance is the symbol rather than any cost. He did note that he would appreciate reimbursement for the bridge climb which is severely overpriced.
