WE'VE GOT SOME TO SPARE: The lactose intolerant community today has offered the government an endless supply of gas to help resolve the current crisis impacting many nations. Although you may think they would no longer have gas, thanks to sticking to their strict lactose-free diet, unfortunately this isn't the case, as sometimes you just can't say no to ice cream. We also have breaking news that the gluten-intolerant community is also willing to donate gas if required. Sarah commented that it's the least she could do to be helpful, considering she is the cooks least favourite guest at any dinner party.
