Local gym bro files formal complaint after creatine doesn't instantaneously make him bench 3 plates

"What the fuck is going on!?" Anytime fitness enthusiast, Jack (21), entered a fit of rage this afternoon after he failed to bench 3 plates, even though he tried creatine for the first time this morning. After hearing all the hype on TikTok about the power of creatine, he was certain he could instantly increase his 1-rep max from 65kg to 140kg. Still in denial about his catastrophic failure to even get the bar off the rack, Jack reportedly blamed his lack of warm-up as the main reason for the unsuccessful attempt.