Local crypto bro buys NFT of new car for $20k as it is “a better investment than the car itself”

"Cars only depreciate in value, this investment could set me up for life!" claims crypto investor, whom has chosen to remain anonymous - for "unrelated" reasons. "I've always been told that a new car loses 10% of its value as soon as you drive it out of the dealership. An NFT in comparison, will increase by more than 10% just from the act of it being sold! Or… so I believe…"