top of page

Local alcoholic gamer sets new high score of empty beer bottles on his coffee table

In an attempt to internally lie about his alcoholism, Seth set a new personal best this Friday night by beating his previous score of 12 bottles by one - 13 empty bottles. Seth told us 'It's just a fun game I like to play - since I play video games all the time why not add another one! I can stop anytime I want.'

Recent Posts

See All

Misinformed Magpie News

APPRENTICE BROUGHT BACK TO REALITY AFTER BEING CALLED 'CHAMP' 32 TIMES ON FIRST DAY DON'T CHAMP ME MATE: Riding high off his Year 12 social status, local apprentice Tony had his biggest reality check

Misinformed Magpie News

LOCAL TEACHER EXHAUSTED FROM FIRST DAY AFTER 3-MONTH BREAK TOUGH LIFE: Just 1 day in to the new school year, local teacher Ava has already felt like giving up after failing to control her Year 3 class


bottom of page