Legalise Cannabis Party make righteous claim to "The Greens" title

The national party of 420 blazers are making claim to the Greens title, arguing over a bong circle that “it just works, dude! Like you don't understand we are greener than them, if you know what I mean, like my Domino’s delivery driver literally calls me Greeno Steve-O. And we both know I green out more than Adam Bandt so he doesn't deserve to be the Greens leader when I am the GREENS KING because he hasn't watched the Big Lebowski which we should definitely watch oh my god and I’ll get a large Pepperoni from Domino’s with the cheese crust - wait, what was I saying?”