James Webb Space Telescope finds Mark Zuckerberg's real family on a planet billions of kilometres away
LIZARDOPOLOUS: As the deep-space images taken by the James Webb Space Telescope were released to the public earlier this week, NASA have confirmed that they have found life on an exoplanet, in the form of Mark Zuckerberg's real family. Images of the exoplanet (dubbed 'Lizardopolous') showed a family of non-human human-looking beings, much like Mr Zuckerberg himself, and NASA confirmed that it is the birthplace of the Facebook creator. Theorists suspect Mr Zuckerberg has been keeping this a secret, and he has pushed his 'metaverse' in order to contact his real family. NASA are continuing to conduct research using the telescope, and are hoping to find Elon Musk's birthplanet next.