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It's time to stop.

Thanks but no thanks La Nina. The abundance of rain over Summer was great for all of 0 minutes. In fact, the only people reported to have enjoyed the last 4 months of rain have been introverts and umbrella manufacturers. Sources say that protests are likely to break out across the nation on the weekend, marching against 'rain'. It's hard to tell exactly what these people are looking for, similar to those anti-vaccine rallies which were also great for approximately 0 minutes. Luckily, the weather Gods have promised that change will occur shortly in the form of freezing winter temperatures.

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