Inexperienced job seeker beefs up LinkedIn profile by including Pen Licence in achievements

After years of pressure from his friends, Alex, finally decided to take the plunge into the working world and download 'LinkedIn'. Still skeptical about how effective this platform would actually be in getting him a job, Alex was faced with the daunting task of setting up his profile page, which is basically a free opportunity to 'flex' on possible employers. Unfortunately, Alex's lack of experience and general life skills left him empty in many of the sections including 'achievements'. However, Alex saw this as a perfect opportunity to flex his Pen Licence which he actually received 2 weeks early thanks to his Mum also being the teacher. Will this be enough to secure Alex a high-paying graduate position? Time will tell.