Gary, 45, was seen beaming this afternoon after securing the purchase of a new Hummer EV. While the owner recognises that it may not be the best machine for cornering, he expects to make back the time lost slowing down for corner in the straight, where he will be able to take full advantage of the incredible power. Sadly, the dealer forgot to tell him that he'd have to start braking at the start of the straight just to slow down the 4000kg patriot mobile in time for the next corner.
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