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Help! ScoMo can't find the number for calling Anne Election!

Scott Morrison's good friend, Anne Election, recently attempted to contact ScoMo to discuss some very important matters that would impact the entire nation. However, ScoMo missed her call and now he is desperately trying to find her number, as the initial call came through as anonymous. Although many have presumed this is some publicity stunt to prolong his time before having to call Anne Election, ScoMo assured us that he genuinely needs serious help before he can call Anne Election. Stay tuned.


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