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Gamer searches all drawers in IKEA, just in case there's any loot he probably doesn't need

"Hmm, a half-empty wine bottle? Better take this, you never know when it might come in handy" says local gamer, before continuing on their journey through the early-game level, IKEA. "I definitely won't hoard this in my inventory, inevitably dropping it in another 5 hours of play. It provides me with a buff that I just can't see being insignificant by the time I consider using it."

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