"Hmm, a half-empty wine bottle? Better take this, you never know when it might come in handy" says local gamer, before continuing on their journey through the early-game level, IKEA. "I definitely won't hoard this in my inventory, inevitably dropping it in another 5 hours of play. It provides me with a buff that I just can't see being insignificant by the time I consider using it."
APPRENTICE BROUGHT BACK TO REALITY AFTER BEING CALLED 'CHAMP' 32 TIMES ON FIRST DAY DON'T CHAMP ME MATE: Riding high off his Year 12 social status, local apprentice Tony had his biggest reality check
LOCAL TEACHER EXHAUSTED FROM FIRST DAY AFTER 3-MONTH BREAK TOUGH LIFE: Just 1 day in to the new school year, local teacher Ava has already felt like giving up after failing to control her Year 3 class
