NATURAL DISASTER: Jesus fucking Christ, Jerry! A local dad has once again sneezed with such violent force that an earthquake of 7.5 was recorded on the Richter scale. While most people make the mild "achoo" sound, Jerry's sneeze was more reminiscent of cows birthing and caused a natural disaster terrorising hundreds of Aussies. When asked to comment on the devastation caused, Jerry made the bold claim that "it wasn't that bad - I didn't even get a bless you!"
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