CONFIRMED: Australia is better than Italy, Colombia and Egypt at football

THE STATS DON'T LIE: After Australia's incredible performance, supported by Andrew Redmayne's heroics, the Socceroos are now one of the best football teams in the world. Since Italy, Colombia and Egypt all failed to make the World Cup, it is clear that Australia is a superior football side. Let's be honest, if Australia were to play Italy in a game, it wouldn't even be a fair match! It would be a thrashing!!! After years of dual citizens defecting from the Australian side to join European national teams, these players will be desperately running back to the motherland, to play some good old soccer with one of the best teams in the world!