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Capitalist upset after discovering they have been practicing communism on friend's Minecraft server

Devout capitalist, Andrew Dixon, recently started a Minecraft server with a couple other friends. After a few days of playing, Andrew noticed he had been sharing his resources with his friends the entire time, and they hadn't been trading with currency. Immediately, Andrew cut the others' access to all his chests and farmland, and set up a storefront for them to purchase his goods instead.

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