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BREAKING: PeDu officially ruled out as potential nickname for ScoMo's successor

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD! After the success of the ScoMo nickname for former Prime Minister Scott Morrison, the Liberals are desperately searching for a nickname for Incumbent leader, Peter Dutton. As one of the more unlikeable figures in Australian politics, a catchy name is paramount in changing the public's perception of the politician. After a day of brainstorming, PeDu was suggested; however, was promptly rejected by the party. Other suggestions included "Pete Evans", "Dutty" and "Voldemort". Watch this space.


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