Breaking News: Even Old People Hate Studio 10

In shocking news this morning, it has been revealed that even old people don't enjoy watching Studio 10. After desperately trying for years, Channel 10 producers convinced many that 65+ had always been their target audience. However, this new revelation demonstrates that even their so-called target audience would rather sleep-in and switch on the ABC at midday over enduring 4 hours of small talk and product placement.