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BREAKING: League of Legends player finds love

MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN: League of Legends is infamous for permanently ruining players' emotional processing via inducing them into a perpetual state of rage, and thus, also ruining their love lives as they struggle to find another person who will put up with their shit. That's why it comes as a surprise that a local low-rank player has somehow beaten the odds and met a potential soulmate online. They have yet to meet them, or see their face, but it's a miracle they have found anyone to talk to in the first place.

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