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BREAKING: Chinese takeaway tastes 5x better when there are prawn cracker appetizers

FREE DELICACIES: For the older generation, Chinese takeaway was never a popular dinner option. If there was nothing left in the fridge, bread and/or eggs would suffice. However, Bruce, 66, revealed to us today that Chinese is now getting a run in the weekly dinner menu. We asked Bruce for a short message which resulted in this convoluted and lengthy interior monologue: "Yeah well you know what, the ol Chinese place down Prince Street was actually decent ay, but only coz they give ya free prawn crackers which is pretty sick ay. The other joint off Crown Avenue don't do that and their chicken fried rice has like vegetables and shit in it, so I prefer the place at Prince Street." Thanks Bruce.

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