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Bob Katter passes Reptile Discrimination Act in bold attempt to segregate crocodiles from society

LET THERE BE A THOUSAND BLOSSOMS BLOOM: After a stellar election performance, Bob Katter has been quick to enact his key policy: protecting Australians from the danger posed by crocodiles. The Reptile Discrimination Act is a unique law as it directly intends to discriminate against those deadly-dinosaur-looking-big-teeth-scary-jaw animals. After passing this law, Bob revealed to us that his job is done! He gets to enjoy the nice salary package of being a federal minister for the next 3 years without really having to do anything. Could it get any better than that? Crocodile maulings since election: 0

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