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Biden sends Duolingo Bird as military aid to Ukraine

After seeing how the Duolingo Bird has instilled fear into the hearts of Tik Tok users, American President Biden has decided to send the corporate mascot to Ukraine as military aid. The global superpower believes the Bird will single-handedly scare Russia off Ukrainian territory, as the Duolingo Birds relationship videos forced Gen Z to delete social media for a whole 24 hours. In partnership, Duolingo has made their app jumpscare all users learning the Russian language with their horrifying live-action mascot. The app will also make the Duolingo Bird cackle evilly whenever Russian users are notified that they broke their streaks.


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