Basement dweller confused after discovering their new nephew wasn't delivered via stork

35-year-old, Darren Smith, recently discovered that to conceive and deliver a baby, two individuals must have intercourse. Darren has been living in his parents' basement since graduating university. Darren received the news of his new nephew from his sister, to which he confusingly asked if the stork had delivered the baby yet. Darren's parents then, shortly after, had to sit him aside and give him "the talk".