Australians looking to move to England to escape the constant rain

Surely it can't get more wet than this? These were the words of proud dual-citizen, Wendy (45), who moved to Australia in 2007 to escape the torrential weather of England. However, apparently it can get more wet, as more bull shit continues to stream out of the sky across the east coast of Australia. Wendy was reported discussing travel options with her sister Cassidy (47) who still lives in England and who told her that half of London suffered heat stroke on Monday as the temperature soared past 25 degrees celsius! More to come.