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Apple technology fan mistakes airport queues for iphone release

THIS ISN’T SO BAD: Local Apple fanatic and total psychopath Laura rushed to Sydney’s Kingford-Smith Airport today upon hearing there were massive queues. For a person that regularly spends thousands of dollars every year after waiting upwards of 16 hours in a line to buy the same phone, this could only mean one thing: A NEW IPHONE! Upon arrival, she noticed the general mood and told us ‘these other guys are hardcore’, and that ‘they looked like they are packed for a holiday!’

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