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22-year-old man caught severely lacking after sending 'streaks'

MODERN DAY TRAGEDY: Someone call up William Shakespeare, because a tragedy has just occurred which warrants creation of a new play. Henry was enjoying the vibes of a weekend gatho, when his world was torn to pieces. The culprit? Jack. As Henry leaned over to see why Jack was so fixated on his phone rather than staring into a fire pit, a snapchat recently taken of his face revealed the word 'streaks'. As a 22-year-old, it is impossible for Jack to find an excuse for this mad behaviour. Now this may just be a rumour, but I've heard he also still messages people through Kik. It's a sad day indeed.

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