Pop Culture

Wait, what's COVID?

After single-handedly carrying news platforms for the past 25 months, COVID-related news has been put on the backburner as the world...

Kmart denies putting pheromones in their products to keep people coming back

Olivia, 23, states that she can't stop buying things from Kmart and insists that they must be putting something in the products to pull...

Defendant ruled innocent after swearing on their mother’s life they aren't guilty

"Your honour, if I were guilty, would I really put my mother's life on the line?" 35-year-old, Joshua Gomez, was recently put on trial...

Microsoft acquires the entire concept of gaming for $2T USD

After acquiring Activision Blizzard earlier this year, Microsoft have announced their acquisition of not only the entire industry of...

Despite never having read the comics, local Marvel fan furious to see characters deviate from comics

"This is just disgusting behaviour from Marvel, first they desecrate the comics and then they refuse to change it when we tell them we...

Breaking News: Even Old People Hate Studio 10

In shocking news this morning, it has been revealed that even old people don't enjoy watching Studio 10. After desperately trying for...

Film Student Considers Dropping Out After Discovering Their Lectures Don't Pass The Bechdel Test

Newly enrolled film student, Joseph Madden, has concerns about the content of his coursework after the first few lectures. We asked...

Alvin and the Chipmunks to also pull their music from Spotify in support of Neil and Joni

The three loveable chipmunks behind many a childhood have just announced, via Twitter, that they are in support of Neil Young and Joni...

First-year university student soon to find out why people don't go to in-person lectures.

First year university student Will, 18, is excited about starting his new Bachelor of Finance degree and understands the importance of...

New Wordle user angry that she can't use AEIOU as her first word

Late to the Wordle trend, Emma, 28, is annoyed that the game doesn't let her enter a non-word as an input. Emma tells us: 'I thought I...

Hungover man would rather try the unidentified liquid in the glass beside him than walk to fridge

After a big night hosting, Brad woke up on the couch hungover and made the executive decision to try the unidentified water-looking...

Bob The Builder retires from fixing houses, starts new career in couples counselling to fix marriage

Can he fix it? Maybe not. Some marriages are bound to fail, yet Bob, the man who can fix all, has decided to expand his business to...

Joe Rogan reveals he's actually scared of needles

Popular anti-vaxxer and UFC commentator, Joe Rogan, has revealed in the wake of all his controversies against him that he actually has a...

Grandmother Stumped After Google Search For Dementia Resources Returned Purple Links

"Darling, could you come help me with the Google again?" 75-year-old Evelyn Beckwith called out to her granddaughter, Emily (aged 15),...

Amazon announces plans to introduce new battle pass system for warehouse employees

“We noticed a severe lack of motivation in our employee’s work, so what better way to solve this than to gameify their labour? I'm...