Newtown Alt-girl can't escape Christian Mum Tok
Newtown Alt-girl Emmy’s efforts to curate a hilarious, relatable, and progressive For You Page (FYP), proved futile this week after...
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- Apr 9, 2022
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Dad insists he hates reality TV despite blocking it every night to watch MAFS
Father and plumber Gary told his mates at the local RSL to “get f*cked” after his wife, Deborah, joked that he had to get home early to...
- Apr 9, 2022
- 1 min
Theorised lost 11th commandment, suspected to have contained the universal right to repair
Traditionally it is thought that God delivered 10 commandments to Moses on that fateful night atop Mount Sinai, however, recently...
- Apr 7, 2022
- 1 min
Local thief steals everything in robbery except Machine Gun Kelly records
24-year-old, Joseph Murray, was recently victim to a burglary in his Sydney residence. When Joseph returned home from a late shift at...
- Apr 4, 2022
- 1 min
You won't believe the exclusive club Jared Leto just joined!
Morbius, Jared Leto’s new Marvel has just been released after years of delays. However, through the release of the movie, Leto has...
- Apr 3, 2022
- 1 min
Instagram Reels users top latest superiority complex rankings
Morbius, Jared Leto’s new Marvel has just been released after years of delays. However, through the release of the movie, Leto has...
- Apr 3, 2022
- 1 min
Will Smith slapping Chris Rock revealed as elaborate ploy for Shark Tale to not be the top result
It's no secret that the 2004 animated family film, Shark Tale, was critically panned on release, so it's understandable why Will Smith...
- Apr 3, 2022
- 1 min
Pothead gamer earns enough skill points to level up to meth
Local stoner and avid gamer, Leo Porter, has just earned his final skill point required to level up from cannabis to crystal...
- Mar 24, 2022
- 1 min
Local musician denies industry plant accusations, has no explanation for why their parents' names ar
Coming from nothing! A rapid rising star in the music industry has discredited claims this past week that they only gained exposure...
- Mar 18, 2022
- 1 min
Petrol crisis latest ploy by government to solve obesity epidemic
Time for a walk! Governments were out of answers on how to solve the obesity epidemic which is impacting millions of people in countries...
- Mar 18, 2022
- 1 min
Local crypto bro buys NFT of new car for $20k as it is “a better investment than the car itself”
"Cars only depreciate in value, this investment could set me up for life!" claims crypto investor, whom has chosen to remain anonymous -...
- Mar 17, 2022
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Striking resemblance between Grace Tame and Scott Morrison's cat
Striking resemblance between Grace Tame and Scott Morrison's cat cause Harry Potter fans to discuss the legitimacy of transfiguration...
- Mar 14, 2022
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Archaeologists desperately searching for clues on what law students contribute to society
It's been titled as 'the most difficult search ever' by experienced archaeologists around the world. For years, millions have questioned...
- Mar 13, 2022
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Couples counsellor inundated with last minute bookings regarding wheels and doors
Couples counsellor, Bianca O'Donnell, has found herself overwhelmed with appointments from couples who are arguing about whether there...
- Mar 11, 2022
- 1 min
Amateur movie critic gives 'The Batman' a bad review because it wasn't Nolan's 'The Dark Knight'
A self-proclaimed movie critic, Evan, 26, did not enjoy Matt Reeves' 'The Batman', and scored it a low 2/10 after seeing the movie last...
- Mar 9, 2022
- 1 min
Mike Wazowski to release a statement regarding Monsters Inc's stance on the wheels and doors debate
Monsters Inc Energy Company has so far remained silent on whether they think there are more doors or wheels in the world. However, it was...
- Mar 8, 2022
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Jeff Bezos thanks customers for paying for latest project as he plans to exterminate non-prime users
After being inspired by how Amazon customers paid for his historic trip to space, Jeff Bezos has decided to repay his most loyal...
- Mar 7, 2022
- 1 min
Man wins Facebook argument by blocking responders
It's as easy as that! Local Facebook shit-stirrer, Jack Meredith (19), has finally revealed his method to win arguments online. He spoke...
- Mar 7, 2022
- 1 min
Fresh 19 year old believes his burger tier list is an original idea
Ben, 19, has experienced his first year out of high school in the 'real world' and shared with us his best idea - a tier list of all the...
- Mar 5, 2022
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KSI's brother set to win comeback fight after losing comeback fight
KSI’s brother, Deji, is set to fight Alex Wassabi in March as redemption to his loss last year against a lip syncing, dancing, Tik Toking...
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