R Kelly releases children's pop-up book in attempt to find new wife
AIN'T GONNA WORK BUDDY: After destroying his public image and the lives of women; convicted trafficker, abuser, and millionaire music...
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- Jul 30, 2022
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"BREAKING: Millennials can now save for a house AND buy smashed avo toast!"
HAVE AN AVO: A national Avocado oversupply has caused young Australians to rejoice as they can now afford their weekly avocado toast...
- Jul 30, 2022
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Influencer has panic attack after $4000 Hermes gum boots are ruined by Splendour in the Mud
SHOCK HORROR: After spending $4000 of Daddy’s money on the luxurious Hermès Jumping boots - that look like good old gumboots - Tiffany...
- Jul 30, 2022
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Young conservative replaces Jordan Peterson bedroom poster with Andrew Tate portrait
WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR ANDREW TATE POSTER? Andrew Tate is the latest sensation to sweep across the world of social media, thanks to his...
- Jul 30, 2022
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TikTok user abruptly ends real-life conversation by asking to "like for part 2"
I CAN'T GIVE IT TO YOU ALL AT ONCE! These were the words of Aaron, 20, who had gathered his friends to tell them some exciting news....
- Jul 23, 2022
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Splendour in the Grass introduce impromptu Tough Mudder obstacle course to get to the main stage
SPLENDOUR IN THE MUD: As the long-awaited three day festival Splendour in the Grass had its first day of shows cancelled due to wet...
- Jul 23, 2022
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Eye of Sauron briefly appeared above Big Ben at peak temperature of UK heatwave
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME: As the United Kingdom was subjected to a heatwave this week, confusion set in to the public when the most...
- Jul 23, 2022
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Taylor Swift and Kanye West rumoured to be working on a Taylor's Version rendition of Famous
UNLIKELY COLLABORATION: As many fans know, singer-songwriter, Taylor Swift, has recently regained publishing rights to her earlier...
- Jul 23, 2022
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James Webb Space Telescope finds Mark Zuckerberg's real family on a planet billions of kilometres aw
James Webb Space Telescope finds Mark Zuckerberg's real family on a planet billions of kilometres away LIZARDOPOLOUS: As the deep-space...
- Jul 17, 2022
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Sony convinced that viral minion memes indicates that they should release Morbius for a third time
THIRD TIMES A CHARM: After the failure of the first two releases of Morbius, Sony seemed to have learnt their lesson. However, after the...
- Jul 17, 2022
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Misinformed Movie Review: Thor: Love and Thunder, a film I will never see, yet one I can guarantee M
Misinformed Movie Review: Thor: Love and Thunder, a film I will never see, yet one I can guarantee Marvel fans will point to as "the good...
- Jul 17, 2022
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Young adult's quarterly Minecraft kick will definitely last more than a week this time
MINECRAFT CRAVING: Local young adult, Maxwell White, has organised to begin a new Minecraft world with a couple of friends. He swears...
- Jul 17, 2022
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Man whose for-you page consists of soft-pornographic content reckons these women should get a job
FULL TIME TIKTOK-ER: Earlier today, 29-year-old Derrick logged into TikTok for another hour of mindless scrolling. In between alpha-male...
- Jul 17, 2022
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Third Minions movie to be set between 1939-1945
A DARK PAST: As Minions: The Rise of Gru hits cinemas, animation studio Illumination has announced another prequel to the hit franchise....
- Jul 3, 2022
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Past-their-prime indie rock band decide to re-invigorate their image by bleaching their hair blonde
NEW HAIR MEANS NEW ALBUM: A local indie band known for a string of minor hits in 2004 have just announced the release of their 13th...
- Jul 3, 2022
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Hipster vegans stop eating cabbage after it becomes mainstream in fast food items
UN-BE-LEAF-ABLE: Hipster vegans across the eastern states have unanimously agreed to stop eating cabbage after it became 'mainstream' in...
- Jul 3, 2022
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Teen who owns entire Quentin Tarantino filmography still baffled as to why he's single
MAYBE TRY MARVEL: Chronically single teen Seth has once again been left thinking what could have been after longtime crush Sienna went...
- Jul 3, 2022
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Scientists and Netflix confirm 'The Office' intro is officially an aphrodisiac
ARE YOU STILL WATCHING? Cognitive scientists have partnered with Netflix to publish a research paper about the effects of TV shows on...
- Jul 3, 2022
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"Baz Luhrmann's Elvis expertly demonstrates just how far music has fallen since the glory days of Ro
Baz Luhrmann's Elvis expertly demonstrates just how far music has fallen since the glory days of Rock 'n' Roll THEY JUST DON'T MAKE THEM...
- Jul 3, 2022
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In-denial Drake fan claims the new hour long ear torture session is his best album yet
SWEET SOUNDS: The Lord of music himself, Drake, blessed everyone with a surprise album last Friday, "Honestly, Nevermind". Honestly, it...
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