Foreign affairs expert believes another celebrity John Lennon cover should resolve Russia and Ukrain
Imagine all the people! After the great success of Gal Gadot and co.'s attempt to end the COVID-19 pandemic, via covering John Lennon's...
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- Mar 18, 2022
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Petrol crisis latest ploy by government to solve obesity epidemic
Time for a walk! Governments were out of answers on how to solve the obesity epidemic which is impacting millions of people in countries...
- Mar 17, 2022
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Striking resemblance between Grace Tame and Scott Morrison's cat
Striking resemblance between Grace Tame and Scott Morrison's cat cause Harry Potter fans to discuss the legitimacy of transfiguration...
- Mar 16, 2022
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Scomo assures Australians that the only thing he is letting rip are his Beyblades
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip! In an attempt to attract the votes of the Australian Beyblade community, Scott Morrison has announced...
- Mar 10, 2022
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"1 in 100-year flood" talk maxes out the bull-shit meter
"Yeah nah don't worry mate, it's a 1 in 100 year flood!" Those were the confident words of conservative politicians around Australia last...
- Mar 6, 2022
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Missing Person: Chris Minns
Can you find Chris Minns? New South Wales Labour and Opposition Leader Chris Minns is missing! Following suit from the previous Labor...
- Mar 4, 2022
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Scott Morrison launches the COVID-19 PM Disaster Payment to fund his Uber Eats orders
On just day 4 of his isolation after testing positive for COVID-19, Scott Morrison has launched a disaster payment for himself after...
- Mar 4, 2022
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Wait, what's COVID?
After single-handedly carrying news platforms for the past 25 months, COVID-related news has been put on the backburner as the world...
- Mar 3, 2022
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Vladimir Putin keen to point out how Russia invading Ukraine isn't anything like how Germany invaded
Putin's main point to distinguish Germany's campaign from his own relied on the fact that he has no plans to commit genocide, and intends...
- Mar 2, 2022
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Where's Scotty? Natural Disaster Edition!
As floods devastate Australia's east coast, many have been left wondering the location of the Prime Minister. During Australia's most...
- Mar 2, 2022
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Inside Zimbabwe: How sharing an opinion costs $100,000,000 ZWL
After recent studies on the spending of money in Zimbabwe were released, it was revealed that sharing a simple opinion costed residents...
- Feb 27, 2022
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Shush.
Thanks.
- Feb 23, 2022
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Bob Katter announces that he will be spending time on it
In his now famous speech about blossoms blooming and crocodiles, Bob Katter announced that he wouldn't be spending time on it; however,...
- Feb 22, 2022
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Hot ones announces Vladimir Putin as an upcoming guest as a part of his international press run supp
After announcing his plans to invade Ukraine, Russian President Vladimir Putin embarked on an international press tour in which he will...
- Feb 21, 2022
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NSW government to install slot machines in hospitals to fund nurse wages
Amidst the heat of the recent strikes over the government's failure to support nurses, a shining beacon of hope has arisen amongst the...
- Feb 17, 2022
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Joe Rogan reveals he's actually scared of needles
Popular anti-vaxxer and UFC commentator, Joe Rogan, has revealed in the wake of all his controversies against him that he actually has a...
- Feb 15, 2022
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New Party Game! Spot the Diplomatic Boycott!
Beer Pong and Table Tennis have long been classic games played at parties around Australia. However, a new game has finally arrived that...
- Feb 13, 2022
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Scott Morrison told 'no' after he couldn't give the Australian of the Year to the Cronulla Sharks
Reports out of the Nation's Capital reveal Scott Morrison was saddened to hear that he couldn't use his powers to give the NRL team the...
- Feb 13, 2022
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Dramatic Volcano Eruption Leaving Entire Country Stranded Still Has No Impact on Politicians
Unsurprisingly, not even an enormous volcanic eruption causing a 6.2 magnitude earthquake and leaving an entire country isolated from the...
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