Putin sends Heard & Depp a personal letter of thanks for bringing the West's attention away from him
If there is anything Western news consumers love more than 24-hour coverage of horrific war crimes committed by autocrats, its 24-hour...
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- May 4, 2022
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Elon Musk reveals his trick to saving up for his Twitter acquisition was to simply not buy a coffee
Earlier this week, infamous billionaire, Elon Musk, acquired Twitter for $44B USD. But, he revealed that it was entirely possible for any...
- Apr 27, 2022
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Eddie McGuire returns as host of ‘Political Hot Seat’ to test the general knowledge of politicians
Who is the most detached? That is the question that will be answered when Channel 9 bring back an adaption of the popular hot seat,...
- Apr 24, 2022
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Capitalist upset after discovering they have been practicing communism on friend's Minecraft server
Devout capitalist, Andrew Dixon, recently started a Minecraft server with a couple other friends. After a few days of playing, Andrew...
- Apr 24, 2022
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Christian mother warns child to not blindly trust posts online from unknown sources
Barbara Houston, 39 year old mother of one, has recently had a conversation with her child about the dangers of the internet. More...
- Apr 24, 2022
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Pauline Hanson forgets meme status and voices opinions despite no one asking
The public is asking the polarising Senator to "please explain what is happening" after One Nation leader Pauline Hanson decided to voice...
- Apr 18, 2022
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Scomo attends Easter Sunday Mass in an attempt to visualise his own resurrection for election
Camera confident and known happy-clapper Scomo has been seen doing his rounds at a local Easter Sunday Mass. In between his usual moves...
- Apr 18, 2022
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Liberal gov under scrutiny for handing out low-quality chocolate eggs instead of the good ones
The Liberal government has been under fire this week as it was revealed they had been handing out those semi-dodgy chocolate eggs that...
- Apr 18, 2022
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Albo quickly answers correctly when asked on the price of a grape flavoured stig
You can't get me twice! After failing earlier this week to remember Australia's unemployment rate, journalists attempted again to catch...
- Apr 18, 2022
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Shame on you! By unionising for 'WoRkERs RiGhTs' you've just made your employer Jeff Bezos very sad
That's right you did this, yes you. Jeff Bezos is literally the most friendly, accommodating, and kind billionaire in the world, and now...
- Apr 18, 2022
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Miscommunication as Ukraine receives the 'bush master' Russell Coight, not the Bushmaster vehicles
Earlier this week, Ukraine awaited the arrival of 20 Bushmasters promised by the Australian government. However, the Ukraine general in...
- Apr 13, 2022
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Scott Morrison to only allow historically Liberal electorates to vote in the upcoming federal electi
After announcing that the federal election will take place on May 21st this year, Scott Morrison has added another announcement that some...
- Apr 13, 2022
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Help! ScoMo can't find the number for calling Anne Election!
Scott Morrison's good friend, Anne Election, recently attempted to contact ScoMo to discuss some very important matters that would impact...
- Apr 9, 2022
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Daddy Government refuses to pay child support to kids affected by climate change
Big Bad Daddy Government has, once again, gone to grab milk and never returned after abandoning 4.7 million children in a looming global...
- Apr 7, 2022
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Russian government announces new tourism campaign
Please find the reasons provided by the Russian government's tourism minister for why right now is the perfect time to travel to the...
- Apr 7, 2022
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Scientists reveal the United Australia Party cap is the number 1 contributor to brain damage
Melbourne scientists have discovered that those free United Australia Party caps that are being handed out are now the number one...
- Mar 26, 2022
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Government plans to immediately spend 3 years adding an extra lane to recently completed 1-lane high
Solving all your traffic woes...eventually! The government has assured voters that their decision to construct a inadequate highway and...
- Mar 26, 2022
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Australians take formal stand against 'La Nina' by refusing to mention it in instagram captions
"La Nina Summer". Instagram influencers and 'trainee influencers' couldn't believe their luck in November and December last year, as a...
- Mar 24, 2022
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University student misses lecture after doom scrolling social media for over two hours.
Blake, 20, is a university student studying computer science at a prestigious ‘sandstone’ university in Sydney (because his father went...
- Mar 21, 2022
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Gigantictron overtakes Sugma as leading name for new Covid sub-variant
Down to the Final Five! With a brand new sub-variant of COVID-19 starting to rise around the world, a team of medical experts have been...
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