R Kelly releases children's pop-up book in attempt to find new wife
AIN'T GONNA WORK BUDDY: After destroying his public image and the lives of women; convicted trafficker, abuser, and millionaire music...
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"BREAKING: Millennials can now save for a house AND buy smashed avo toast!"
HAVE AN AVO: A national Avocado oversupply has caused young Australians to rejoice as they can now afford their weekly avocado toast...
Dad wins Australian of the Year after tying daughters hair up for school despite Mum doing it every
Dad wins Australian of the Year after tying daughters hair up for school despite Mum doing it every other day NATIONAL HERO: Local dad,...
Putin calls off further European invasion after Greek shop owner threatens to "smacka his head"
NOT PLAYING GAMES: Putin has officially announced that he will be disengaging from all military conflict against Ukraine and the rest of...
Eye of Sauron briefly appeared above Big Ben at peak temperature of UK heatwave
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME: As the United Kingdom was subjected to a heatwave this week, confusion set in to the public when the most...
Alt-Right fringe group boycott popular snack Twisties due to Smith's anti-straight agenda
LIFE IS PRETTY STRAIGHT WITHOUT TWISTIES: Twisties have been a staple in Australia's snacking habits since they were first released 70...
R Kelly releases children's pop-up book in attempt to find new wife
AIN'T GONNA WORK BUDDY: After destroying his public image and the lives of women; convicted trafficker, abuser, and millionaire music...
"BREAKING: Millennials can now save for a house AND buy smashed avo toast!"
HAVE AN AVO: A national Avocado oversupply has caused young Australians to rejoice as they can now afford their weekly avocado toast...
Influencer has panic attack after $4000 Hermes gum boots are ruined by Splendour in the Mud
SHOCK HORROR: After spending $4000 of Daddy’s money on the luxurious Hermès Jumping boots - that look like good old gumboots - Tiffany...
Girlfriend starts watching NRL after seeing Nathan Cleary on boyfriend’s TV
DREAMY CLEARY: Woah there! After refusing to watch the NRL for years, Josh’s girlfriend Maddie suddenly warmed up to watching the NRL in...
Formula 1 to introduce Mario Kart inspired item boxes
BULLET BILL: One of the main complaints many people have about Formula 1 and other car racing is that it's just cars driving around in...
BREAKING: League of Legends player finds love
MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN: League of Legends is infamous for permanently ruining players' emotional processing via inducing them into a...
Dad wins Australian of the Year after tying daughters hair up for school despite Mum doing it every
Dad wins Australian of the Year after tying daughters hair up for school despite Mum doing it every other day NATIONAL HERO: Local dad,...
Influencer has panic attack after $4000 Hermes gum boots are ruined by Splendour in the Mud
SHOCK HORROR: After spending $4000 of Daddy’s money on the luxurious Hermès Jumping boots - that look like good old gumboots - Tiffany...
Mouldy dish ecosystem already evolved to a point where it can pay rent
ENDANGERED SPECIES: A new type of fauna has been discovered growing out of the local share house sink after the consistent neglection...
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